10. My Boss can’t find our website. Now we need a mobile website, so he can’t find it on his phone?
9. Being reasonably “internet” savvy does not make me the IT guy; please stop asking me how to fix
8. Boss: Site Retargeting & Behavioral Targeting = Banners. Social Media is different.
7. Tell me one more time that the “Pixels Didn’t Fire” and I’m gonna punch you right square in the
6. Yes, there are some parts of the country where people still read the newspaper. I even know one
place where they still use the Phone Book. (No Kidding!)
5. Boss: If you are still using a flip-phone from 2002, you are FORBIDDEN from purchasing an ipad.
4. 4-Square?? Seriously???
3. Boss: Just because the manufacturers spend all their money on TV doesn’t make it smart!
2. It has taken me 10 years to get our Sales Managers to read email in less than 36 hours. Zuckerberg:
Leave Email Alone!!!
1. How, at 39, did the world just pass me by??