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The Bruce event starring Larry Bruce #AutoMarketing – APRIL FOOLS

There is nothing better than having another event for dealers to here about convertshun metrics we should all easily b attaining.  Im sayin 70% and up convershen!  Thats HUGE!

Join me – Larry Bruce – for the 1st evar Bruce Event.

It will be April 1st, 2012 at the Bismark Super 8 and I’m the speeker!

Dont worry, there wont be any wine tastings or beer drinking – it will pure busyness.  Thats why we’re going to the freshly paved Super 8 in North Dakota.  You wont have to worry about those clowns Jeff Kershner and Alex Snyder being thier or even that Pasch guy because theyre banned from attending.  No distractshions from anything but your Random Access dealerhsip Website.

Its just about convurtsion for your dealersip websete.  Wen I say 70% comversion Im not kidding.  Technicly it isnt your websit because well be talking about the microsite and how strong it convurts for yur busyness because microsites are the king of everything and because thier is nothing more impotant than your very important microsite strategy because micorsite make convertson happen but it is grater than just microsite coversion because we are also going to talk about reputateshun management.  Ive been watching over 5 billion dealsips engage on sites like facebook and friend finder to learn the secrits of getting customers to engage on those sites – especially friend finder.

And now the most impotent part, get to know your speaker and host:  Larry Bruce!  Im gonna let the video speek for myself, Larry Bruce.

Win.

This is obviously a parody on April Fools day.  No, there isn’t a “Bruce Event” happening and no, Larry Bruce did not write this.

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    3. I have been on this site long enough to know that an April Fools post would be coming. I admire the passion of anyone in this industry trying to make things better, including Larry, Brian, and all. I hope this post is made in good jest, because whether folks like Larry or not, he certainly fires up people to think hard about what they are doing – and keeps the online forums interesting. Cheers to all – and Go Reds! (if you saw the opening game yesterday, wow!)

    7. I cannot wait to attend…. I really hope Larry also shows us how we too can make millions by placing thousands of “tiny classified ads”.

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